LULLABIES & OTHER LIES TOUR

YoYo...

We are touring the country of Oz for our first ever headline tour in November. (Truth)
Jay-Z will be supporting. (Lie)
We will visit Brisbane, Toowoomba, Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth, Fremantle, Margaret River, Sydney & Newcastle. (Truth)
Catering will be provided by a junior Master Chef in each city, chosen by astrological wisdom. (Lie)
Fantastic support acts, old tunes, new tunes & blue tunes, all at affordable prices. (Truth)
You can refund your ticket after the tour regardless if you enjoyed it or not. (Lie)
Julia Gillard will be opening the shows to promote her new single "Well hung & moving forward" (To be confirmed)
There's no business like show business. (Lie)
There's No Vember like Mo Vember. (Truth)

Buy a ticket for some lullabies & other lies.  Coming to a venue near you.

Kind regards, (Lie)
Benjamin